Oh Craigslist, You Slay Me

hot red headed tattoo artist on haight - m4w - 69 (lower haight)

Date: 2009-06-11, 6:05PM PDT

you fucking hot bitch i have to start wearing a diaper because i cum in my pants when i see you if my dick was a sword you would be that terrified peasant that i stab over and over in some viking rape/pillage thing you have no idea i was raised in a secret underground fuck laboratory, engineered for total vagina destruction i specialize in "oh my god the fucking building is collapsing it's the apocolypse and we're fucking dead" kind of sex you sexy whore you better get insurance on your place because i'm gonna get in there and fuck you through the walls into the neighbors place oh yeh, get really loud speakers too i don't want the cops showing up because everyone within 2 blocks reported sounds of animal torture oh god i wanna do some crazy wizard shit on you, magic wand style breakdance on your tits is gonna make you speak weird snake languages where all words mean fuck me oh leave some panties on your doorknob for me to sniff leave a key and you'll wake up pregnant